an sms conversation between two teachers of improvised music

SOH: Any tips for dealing with the hopelessly terrified?

TIG: Ritual humiliation? ;-)
     Seriously, i recommend getting everyone to make
     the "least musical sound". Invariably what they do
     is still quite musical (and/or boring and loud),
     so you can push them to do better.

SOH: That sounds like a good idea.

TIG: Honestly, students - they think they should
     preempt the music.... :-)

SOH: These guys seem to think that they could be silent
     when they're asked to perform & somehow the
     improvisation fairy will visit in the night.

TIG: Improv fairy? Mwhahahahaha.

SOH: Haven't you heard of her? She brings freedom & fun
     & exemption from effort & lots of good shit like
     that.

TIG: Substitute the improvisation sandman who comes at
     night to take away your muse if you haven't played.

SOH: Yes, I will rule with fear! Maybe I should get a
     scary costume.